Thursday, February 04, 2010

Today's Tribune column: "Starving for education."


I felt your pain, and I came up with a solution. All I needed was a pitchman.

BAYLOR: Starving for education

Are you fed up with words you don’t understand? Tired of picking up the newspaper to read your favorite contrarian columnist, then coming to a screeching halt when he uses “troglodyte” and “disgruntlement” in the same sentence?

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6 comments:

Ann said...

But wait--there's more. Order now and we'll throw in the Easy Thesaurus free!

Iamhoosier said...

Even though I got to see a teaser to this column the other night, I still am LMAO. Humor and a great message. Good job.

Meatbe said...

Sublime!

Randy said...
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Jeff Gillenwater said...

Go ahead and send me one and I'll respond (and pay) later.

Christopher D said...

I lloked at the adult dvd and bookstore and couldnt find one. Is this offer mail order only and not available in stores?