Sunday, October 07, 2007

Those $50 per diems sure add up. Fermenters, anyone?

When the conceptually transgendered Vicki “Professor Erik” Denhart, overwhelmed by spite and envy, unleashes howlers like this these …

Is this strictly political? Or is this for financial gain to build a brewery downtown?

This Redistricting issue is about a small group of citizens who feel their 14th Amendment Rights have been violated. So...what about the rest of us?


Why do they think they are so special?

Could it be the Plaintiffs have promised certain candidates they can deliver maybe 20 or 30 votes for them if they speak out for their Redistricting plan?*

… do you find yourself wondering how much accumulated embarrassment can be endured by Denhart’s co-conspirator, Ms. Bolovschak, before the latter finally opts to pull the plug on her affiliation with local trogdom’s Looney Tune Digest?

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Earlier in the week, a reader pointed to another hilarious Freedom of Speech gaffe, as written in a listing of purported platform planks of Steve "38% Solution" Price, who is praised because he ...

“Identifies problems and implores solutions.”

Urgently begs for solutions? Be nice if he would EXPLORE and/or SUGGEST some solutions.

IAH, I think Ms. Denhart meant that Price “deplores” solutions, although a better word might be “implodes,” as in: NAC has considered "imploring" the government of Zimbabwe to assist us in "deploring" Price's pathetic political performance lest our neighborhood implode.

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We’ve received a report that prior to the Harvest Homecoming parade, councilman Price was cruising the alleyways of the imploding neighborhood that his solutions so consistently implore when he paused momentarily to deplore members of the East Spring Street Neighborhood Association, who Price accuses of stealing his political yard signs.

Assured that this accusation wasn’t true, Price was unappeased, insisting that word be passed along to ESNA that members of the association are not to pilfer his campaign materials.

Does this mean that ESNA non-members in the city are free to collect them instead?

Personal to Jethro Bodine: You’re right. He does make you look good, doesn’t he?

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* as screeched in "PlAINTIFF'S OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS," a crayon diatribe at FOS. Big P, small l, big A ...

2 comments:

Highwayman said...

It is sad that the FOS crowd can't see that the 14th Amendment rights of every living soul in New Albany are being violated with the districts current numbers.

Go figure!

The New Albanian said...

Geez, I come back a few hours later, and the FOS posting is gone.

Wonder if that's an olive branch ... or perhaps it's being buffed and polished for reposting.