Friday, July 06, 2007

Oooh ... AHHH ... it's trognonymous hate mail!

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The acrid aftertaste of anonymous snailhatemail is always easier to swallow when chased with a Progressive Pint from NABC (pictured above, Croupier IPA).

When the cowards start sending mash notes, you must be doing something right, but if the city's "little people" graduate to outright stalking, can someone please let me know?

I'd hate to trip over them on my way to the pub.

26 comments:

Shea Van Hoy said...

Mmm. The IPA distracted me; what did that note say?

Christopher D said...

Juvenility at its finest.

The New Albanian said...

I had two of the IPAs and can't remember, either.

lawguy said...

I mean, what doesnt an IPA make feel a little better - even hate mail!

Besides, there's nothing better than knowing you've got their attention, is there?

I can only wonder if the brave souls sending such mail to our dear president, commending him on the fine job he's doing...

Cheers to you.

- P.

John Alton said...

The note does make a good napkin to sit the IPA on. Nice contrast in color. I agree with lawguy that it's good to know you have their attention. It's a shame that the attention took the form of stupidity. Thankfully, the jerk does not speak for all of the people of New Albany. Personally,I look forward to your posts on NAC, and I think that you do a great service to the community by pointing out issues, and drawing attention to problems that otherwise might be swept under political carpets. Wonder if it was from one of the city's lame di..(sorry)..DUCKS.

Hey Roger..Was that new thumbnail picture of you taken after the two IPAs? You sort of have that glazed & dazed look in your eyes in the picture.

John Manzo said...

Wow. This is a note from a person who confuses flatulence with meaningful political discourse. No doubt a fan of talk radio.

What did impress me was that they had no spelling errors in their hate mail.

The New Albanian said...

Thank you, John. I appreciate it.

The photo is the result of playing around with the digital camera after a long work day ... and yes, maybe a Progressive Pint or two. I added a sepia tone to it, and the result seems to be adding ten years to my age, LOL.

The New Albanian said...

What did impress me was that they had no spelling errors in their hate mail.

That rules out "Perfesser" Erika, unless her grandchildren (or idol Mindy) finally convinced her to use spell check.

The New Albanian said...

A final note: Somewhere in the archive of the 1980's I have a collection of anonymous hate mail in response to my letters to the Tribune at the time.

I recall a fave from '84: "Killer Kennedy or Jesse the revolutionary - which do you choose?"

I've omitted the "N" word from it in this retelling.

For a quarter-century, I've been trying to figure out how so many people can feel so strongly, and at the same time behave so cowardly, when it comes to identity. The ironic thing is that they perpetuate hatred, something most would otherwise claim to be against ... at least when they're at church.

Something about the human condition, I suppose.

Ceece said...

I always get such a kick out of the misuse of "quotes".

I "wonder" of "GO TO HELL" is "symbolic" for "something" else.

Unknown said...

Well I personaly would like to konw who this person is "speaking" for me. After all I am part of the "people" from New Albany and well I enjoy N.A.C. and N.A.B. I was there last night before going to see Transformers had a couple of pints and enjoyed the evening and movie that much more. So as far as IM concerned this person can go to hell or grow a set and back their words up with a face and name. Keep up the good work roger. I think its working.

John Manzo said...

It always warms my heart when people show their incredible courage by sending anonymous notes.

G Coyle said...

Let's hope this sort of anonymity is the last gasp of the "little people" of NA. Sssh, listen - they're getting smaller and smaller every day...

ps...roger, change that new picture, not your most flattering.

The New Albanian said...

Kevin: There are times when I believe it's working, and other times when it seems that neither this nor anything else has the power to jolt the torpor. All of us need to be learning something useful that can be added to the pot, but it would appear that not all of us wish to attend school.

Gina: As an accurate reflection of how I feel most of the time, that particular photo can't be beaten, which is why I'm using it. Think of it as a passport shot from the shambolic Jethrocacy of Priceitania.

And no, I haven't been drinking today. Just thinking.

maury k goldberg said...

Sad

Maury

lawguy said...

I thought the same thing as John Manzo - I was amazed there were no misspellings. Of course, if it had been any longer or more articulate, all bets would be off.

Meatbe said...

All I can say is:

Illegitimi Non Carborundum!

Keep up the good work, Roger.

Neal Page said...

How long do you think he/she sat and stared at the note before mailng it, until he/she was sure it had no typographically or spelling errors?

I say at least half a day.

Neal Page said...

Now, let’s analyze the note:

“Go to hell” and “Crawl back into the hole you came out of.” - Obviously the writer believes that Roger is originally from hell.

Next: Roger, do you live within the city limits? If so, then I guess you want yourself to go to hell, because the note was apparently from all of the residents of New Albany (including you!!!).

Finally, it is nice to see that it is an equal opportunity note. Not only do the good citizens of New Albany want you out, but so do all the illegal aliens (errrrr, sorry, “undocumented workers”) who happen to reside in New Albany.

B.W. Smith said...

Wow. The fireworks were still smoldering when the knuckle dragger typed that message. God bless America.

The New Albanian said...

"Knuckle dragger."

That's a classic description.

In my neighborhood, the smoldering hasn't stopped since Wednesday.

POP.

(fifteen seconds)

Dog barks, then stops.

(fifteen seconds)

POP.

(fifteen seconds)

Dog starts yapping again.

(fifteen seconds)

Boom car rolls past in violation of all known noise ordinances. Troglodyte somewhere duly ignores ordinance violation, writes another anonymous hate mail.

POP.

(and so on)

John Alton said...

So...New Albany is "Hell"? I know it's as hot as hell, and some people with the triple property taxes might think the entire state of Indiana is. I know that the city wants to attract more tourism, but can you imagine riding down a road, looking up and seeing a billboard that says, "Looking for a great new getaway alternative? Go to Hell!" , or one that says, "Come see the vast maze of (pot)holes you can literally crawl in...Need a vacation? Go to Hell!" How about, "Go to Hell and visit the City Zoo where, for a limited time, you can see the the exhibit of lame ducks...and coming in January of 2008 a brand new exhibit of elephants and donkeys!" Ok..I'm done, just thought I'd put a little twist of humor to this already twisted subject.

John Manzo said...

I like knuckle dragger.

I usually use mouth breather.

It's great to have options.

Iamhoosier said...
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Iamhoosier said...

You do know that there is a good chance of receiving a follow up letter saying:

DITTO

Not Anon said...

As one who has received hate mail and also (in this age of technology) fallen upon hate emails, I have to say you should consider this a crowning moment.

At the same time, it disgusts me and as we head into a fall election which includes the city of New Albany, I hope all of you who read NAC will convince those around you to vote and vote your conscience.

Hang in there Mr. Confidential and keep it up. I won't comment on the Tribune remark.