Monday, May 09, 2005

The Coffey/Price dumbumvirate's rear-guard action against progress

Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.
H. L. Mencken


City Hall has inherited a financial crisis, and as ordered by the state of Indiana, New Albany’s executive branch has devised a plan to deal with a very difficult situation.

The proposal, which has been offered to the City Council for consideration by Mayor James Garner and city controller Kay Garry, is described in “Adopt the Garry Plan,” a Volunteer Hoosier posting by our colleague Randy Smith. Randy further explicates the background and issues in today's comprehensive posting entitled "Mugging."

NA Confidential agrees with Randy’s assessments, and supports the Garry plan, two planks of which received a lukewarm endorsement by the council during its last meeting, a gathering that produced more strutting than a Hazard County cockfight – all on the part of seated contestants (see also “An evening on the brink: Tragicomic opera courtesy of NA's Siamese councilmen.”)

Pending further consultation, the council tabled the third major plank of the plan, one permitting the city to borrow money from the sewer department.

In the best of times, it would be a daunting task for a city the size of New Albany to cut more than two million dollars from its budget, but at this point in the city’s long history, such an adjustment is mere child’s play compared with the added burden of exorcising the city’s suddenly rejuvenated gremlins of obstructionism and joyful backwardness.

A City Council faction has developed, led by the forever erratic and increasingly malevolent Dan Coffey (1st District), pneumatically seconded by the pliant Coffey sycophant Steve Price (3rd District), and frequently but not always abetted by at least two veteran councilmen who apparently have yet to grasp the mean-spirited medievalism that courses through Coffey’s veins like incendiary fuel through a flamethrower that is aimed squarely at a village soon to be destroyed in order to be “saved.”

The Coffey/Price dumbumvirate is taking the city to the edge of the abyss, not just to discredit the current occupant of the mayor’s chair, which is a given, but also to wage what plainly amounts to crass cultural warfare against those citizens of New Albany who are best placed to assist in boosting the city’s hopes of getting smarter to get better, even as state, national and world economies show no signs of waiting for us to rub two sticks together, make a fire, and begin barbecuing our council Wizard’s bologna.

The dumbumvirate’s alternative plan is to unilaterally suspend the city’s project of constructing infrastructure for the Scribner Place downtown development, and to divert money from Scribner Place as a means of balancing the budget.

It remains unclear whether the money in question can indeed be diverted, but this vital consideration should not detract from a clear understanding of what our Siamese councilmen are most interested in achieving, which is a rear-guard action against progress in any and all forms, a crusade borne of obvious spite, simple envy, and the type of sneer you’d expect to see on the face of a playground bully, not an elected official.

However, this is New Albany.

In the end, progress will be measured by the creative and productive people who ultimately will benefit from the presence of a downtown YMCA (among other quality of life projects), and whose very presence downtown will at the very least help to restore that most neglected part of New Albany to some semblance of usefulness and production, and these creative and productive people are the sort who will have neither the time nor the patience to tolerate penny-ante, ward-heeling politicians who wear their contempt for the possibilities of the human mind visibly on their sleeves.

And so, eyes on the clock, Coffey and Price have shifted into full-tilt, unalloyed, cynical, four-corner demagoguery to paralyze the political process in a city on the brink, seizing upon any available opportunity to incite the prejudices of the city’s distempered gaggle of “no progress at any price” malcontents, most of whom share the Siamese councilmen’s morose disdain for a changing world they barely understand, and who can express their perceptions of the rapidly changing scene around them with only a few stock phrases: “We can’t,” or “we’re broke,” or “it’ll never work,” or “we’re a third-rate city and we need to stay that way.”

It isn’t easy to look at today’s outraged opponents of progress and to visualize their ancestors diligently building the city of New Albany, with parks, architecturally significant public buildings, an opera house, a streetcar system, breweries, bakeries, churches, schools … the list of accomplishments by these founders goes on and on, but now, in 2005, we sit in rapt attention as Steve “Hot Wheels” Price proposes to hold Scribner Place, the city’s best current hope of stimulating downtown revitalization, hostage by insisting that 15th Street ranks higher in importance than establishing Scribner Place, building the YMCA, and using them as a starting point for downtown wealth creation.

It is sad that Steve Price so readily confuses 15th Street with the Champs Elysees, but at the same time, he tragically lacks the perception to read a precinct map and notice that a significant proportion of the city’s progressive-minded voters inhabit his district – and accordingly, they are becoming progressively angrier as Price shows little or no interest in representing them, preferring instead to permit Coffey to dictate policy from his 1st District Wolf’s Lair.

It’s bad enough that residents of the 3rd District are forced to endure the Wizard of Westside’s theatrics when it comes to something as unspeakably mundane as the keys to a public toilet, but for Price to hand the keys of his own district to Coffey is unconscionable … and it must not go unanswered.

Scribner Place must be permitted to advance, and those of our politicos who are without a doubt using downtown revitalization as a wedge issue to rouse the yokels and take advantage of fiscal crisis for political gain must be reminded that the future of New Albany is far too important to be left in semi-literate hands.

NA Confidential resides in Steve Price’s 3rd District, and so as a first step toward combating the New Albany’s disease of prideful underachievement, we propose to address the dumbumvirate’s weakest link, otherwise known as our own councilman, Price himself.

We appeal not to any particular political party or to the embryonic progressive lobby that still is taking shape, but rather, we appeal to the local readership of NA Confidential, which apart from a few lamentably obtuse exceptions, certainly epitomizes the city’s hopeful future.

Later this week, NA Confidential intends to repost contact information for the City Council in its entirety, so your views can be relayed to them, but in the meantime, we’re especially interested in hearing from readers who reside in the 3rd District, as we fervently believe that the wayward Councilman Price needs to embark upon a reconsideration of his downward trajectory with respect to the wishes of his constituents before casting his vote on the city’s future on May 19.

Post a comment, or go to my profile and e-mail me privately, and stay tuned this week.

Late note (10:45 a.m.): The City Council contact information mentioned above can be found within Volunteer Hoosier's "Mugging."

5 comments:

The New Albanian said...

I'd second this motion. Vote?

Dan and Denise said...

even if you charge a nickel you make money if you do not really spend it. NA sewers have needed not only updating but UPKEEP period for years. Thats the problem. Not only did the do nothing politicians not keep up with inflation over time, but they did not even fix what was broken. So now Mrs. O comes along and does what no man ever had the political balls to do and gets handed a poisoned plumb. No wonder the administration has to rob peter to pay paul. We are talking decades of mismanagement that will not be solved in one, two, or even three administrations. Especially, if old guard that put us in this mess is still in power. ( Rant over, I feel better)

The New Albanian said...

Emerson: It would have to be Coffey's district alone, or perhaps shared with Price's; either way, it's a valuable point and one I hadn't considered.

I'm checking.

Rick Carmickle said...

New Albany Historic Business District Association, (NAHBDA) will be meeting today at 5:30 pm in the lobby of the White House Centre. Mayor James Garner is scheduled to drop by for a short period of time to address questions.

Our featured speaker will be a member of the New Albany Fire Department, Captain Applegate, speaking of what we as business owners should be aware of in order to protect ourselves, our businesses and customers in the event of a fire or emergency.
The meetings last only an hour, and are scheduled for the second Tuesday of each month. Everyone is welcome to attend.

For further information contact Rick Carmickle at 944-3779.

Rick Carmickle said...

In regards to the fence around the old tire store, the first step in any project is to protect the public; this fence provides safety, to keep someone from driving onto the property and off the now exposed ledge.

And, we all know today how suit crazy our society has become, I see this as a way for the city to protect itself from a law suit.

The last I heard, was that Schmitt Furniture was to vacate its warehouse by July 1, as well as Retailer Supply. The next step I believe is the removal of contaminated soil from the Double 7 tire area, then, just then we may see some start of construction.

But, as always in this city everything is subject to change!