ON THE AVENUES: “The Drinker” (A Book Review).
A weekly web column by Roger A. Baylor.
A respectable 40-year-old businessman returns home from a normal workday to discover the maid has neglected to replace the floor mat by the front door. Annoyed at the omission, he tracks mud into the entryway, is mildly chided by his wife and becomes uncharacteristically angered.
A short time later, he suddenly recalls the existence of a long-forgotten, stale and vinegary bottle of red wine stashed in the cellar. Although a virtual teetotaler, a glass of this rancid wine helps considerably to take the edge off his day, and he feels far better. The floor mat spat now forgotten, he gifts his wife with money to buy herself something special, and goes to bed.
Next thing we know, his permanent residence is an insane asylum.
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For Americans of a certain age, to read Hans Fallada’s novel The Drinker is to immediately recall the Simpsons episode wherein a flashback depicts Barney’s very first drink of beer, as offered to him by Homer. With one swallow, the well-groomed and sober young preppie morphs immediately into a swollen, drunken slob, forever destined for dissolution, and hilariously so.
A similar downward trajectory awaits Fallada’s main character, Herr Sommer – and there is very little humorous about an amazingly detailed and poetically rendered descent into lunacy. However, the story of The Drinker doesn’t end with a gripping, frightening novel, because the circumstances surrounding Fallada’s work of fiction hardly were imaginary at the time of writing.
Hans Fallada’s real name was Rudolf Wilhelm Friedrich Ditzen. He was born in Greifswald, Germany in 1893, and died in Berlin in 1947. In 1944, with World War II still raging throughout the continent, Fallada managed to write The Drinker in two weeks flat while incarcerated … in an insane asylum. It would have been an incredible feat anytime and anywhere, much less one undertaken secretively in an institution run by the Nazis, who obviously were unbound by the inhibitions of Hippocratic oaths.
In fact, Fallada’s entire life was not easy. An severe injury to his head during adolescence seemed to have changed him, and it may have directly led to lifelong mental health issues, suicide attempts and drug addiction, and yet, in that strange way sometimes characterizing an artist’s process of creation, Fallada became an exceptionally gifted writer prone to frenetic periods of work activity followed by elongated spirals into madness.
During the 1920s, Fallada married and enjoyed an extended period of domestic harmony and commercial success, including a worldwide readership for his novel, Little Man, What Now? But a collision course with Hitler’s totalitarian regime was inevitable owing to its inclination to channel all manifestations of art into approved support for the regime.
The storm clouds gathered, and yet Fallada chose to remain in Germany and not seek exile, spending the war years walking a tightrope -- neither an overt collaborator, nor seeking involvement with the resistance. From our vantage point these many years later, cohabitation with repression does not seem the ideal path for a writer with only a fragile grip on sanity, who already was peering into the abyss with clocklike frequency.
Fallada tried waiting it out. Perhaps the pressures hastened his demise, but maybe he was just doomed, anyway -- just like the rest of us.
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Does Fallada’s wartime work as a writer represent acquiescence with the various Goebbels party lines, or was he endeavoring to write between them? The debate persists to this day. Was The Drinker allegorical, suggesting the common man’s struggle to cope with oppression? Or, was it an autobiographical work so meticulously researched from personal experience that larger themes aren’t really necessary?
Of course, it’s up to the reader.
Getting through The Drinker is like watching a cat torture a mouse before killing it. As the pages turn, Herr Sommer’s layers of dysfunction are unsparingly peeled away by the first-person narrative, and the deep-seated rot exposed. It becomes clear that none of the character’s many difficulties originate with that first drink of wine; rather, the alcohol merely delineates them.
Sommer already has started losing grip of his business, and growing apart from his wife, whom he resents for being efficient when he is anything but. The lies and self-deceptions merely require readily available fuel to combust into elephantine self-destructive proportions, and bottles of schnapps and cognac consumed with the speed that most of us reserve for ice water after a hot afternoon in the garden couldn’t be better for ignition.
When describing the weeks-long binge embarked upon by Sommer, Fallada’s prose is hazy and replete with confusion, self-loathing and false bravado, but when he lands in jail and begins drying out, matters become quite clinical. Eventually transferred to the asylum to receive the “help” he quite clearly needs, the inmate offers a portrait of daily life there that is detached, detailed and thoroughly horrendous.
By novel’s end, has anyone been saved?
It’s unlikely. There are no Hollywood happy endings to The Drinker, a novel that I recommend unreservedly, although not without certain caveats: If you’ve ever wondered whether your most recent drink was one too many, owing not to ordinary intoxication but to extraordinary curiosity as to whether there might come a point when the altered state persists even after the alcohol’s all gone … well, Fallada’s tale will not be an easy read for you.
It wasn’t easy for me. So, is it Happy Hour yet?
Thursday, May 23, 2013
What's right for Main Street is right for all the streets. Right?
There was a breakfast meeting of the Downtown Business Owners group yesterday, and before making any further comments, thanks to Sweet Stuff for providing the doughnuts.
My waistline disagrees. Foolish waistline.
The prime topic for discussion at the gathering was to have been the city's future plans to implement two-way, complete streets downtown.
Unfortunately, no one from the city was able to attend.
However, Rep. Ed Clere was there, and he was able to brief us about Monday's public meeting on the Main Street corridor work. It's a meeting that few of us knew was occurring, but metaphorically critical nonetheless; as Ed noted, if the city is saying that Main Street needs to be completed, then there really isn't any way to simultaneously suggest that other city streets do not need to be completed.
Thanks to Ed for making this point and several others of extreme relevance to the immediate future of the street grid. Granted, I often publicly disagree with him. But fair play compels me to publicly agree, too, and this is one of those times. I believe that if, like me, you favor a modern, rational, complete street grid for New Albany, one in which all users are created equal, where traffic is calmed and both neighborhoods and businesses prosper as a result, just like they have in other cities where progressive thinking is more common, then Ed Clere is an ally to the cause. I thank him for it.
I also believe City Hall when it says that it favors complete streets.
My trust is absolute.
Now, all we need is verification, the sooner the better.
The Main Street project is a beginning -- but only a beginning. If it is undertaken without a system-wide plan of action, it might well become a vacuum, in which the usual declarations of victory are announced, and tired excuses like "but Main Street is different than other streets" and "but we don't have any more money" are trotted out to justify the dragging of feet.
Verification.
Just a bit of it, please.
Let's reason together for a change ... all of us.
My waistline disagrees. Foolish waistline.
The prime topic for discussion at the gathering was to have been the city's future plans to implement two-way, complete streets downtown.
Unfortunately, no one from the city was able to attend.
However, Rep. Ed Clere was there, and he was able to brief us about Monday's public meeting on the Main Street corridor work. It's a meeting that few of us knew was occurring, but metaphorically critical nonetheless; as Ed noted, if the city is saying that Main Street needs to be completed, then there really isn't any way to simultaneously suggest that other city streets do not need to be completed.
Thanks to Ed for making this point and several others of extreme relevance to the immediate future of the street grid. Granted, I often publicly disagree with him. But fair play compels me to publicly agree, too, and this is one of those times. I believe that if, like me, you favor a modern, rational, complete street grid for New Albany, one in which all users are created equal, where traffic is calmed and both neighborhoods and businesses prosper as a result, just like they have in other cities where progressive thinking is more common, then Ed Clere is an ally to the cause. I thank him for it.
I also believe City Hall when it says that it favors complete streets.
My trust is absolute.
Now, all we need is verification, the sooner the better.
The Main Street project is a beginning -- but only a beginning. If it is undertaken without a system-wide plan of action, it might well become a vacuum, in which the usual declarations of victory are announced, and tired excuses like "but Main Street is different than other streets" and "but we don't have any more money" are trotted out to justify the dragging of feet.
Verification.
Just a bit of it, please.
Let's reason together for a change ... all of us.
"Can you have revitalization, reinvestment, renewal without some level of gentrification?"
Shared streets, shared neighborhoods. Food for thought.
Moving On From Gentrification to 'Shared Neighborhoods', by Brent Toderian (HuffPost blog)
As the renaissance of cities and urban areas in North America continues, more and more neighborhoods are struggling with the challenges of change. Although the market's rediscovery of inner-city, walkable, mixed-use communities is an excellent thing in many ways, the word "gentrification" inevitably comes up in almost every discussion. But one person's gentrification is another person's revitalization, so the debate is always complex and heated.
Can you have revitalization, reinvestment, renewal without some level of gentrification? Probably not, as any perceived improvement in the eyes of the marketplace changes the economics. I do though, continue to believe that in planning for community change, there are reasonable levels of gentrification, that gentrification can be strategically managed, and that we can have "revitalization without displacement." In fact, this phrase has been the vision for Vancouver's Downtown Eastside (DTES) for years.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Yes, magic helmet: The greatest cartoon ever, for Richard Wagner's 200th.
With Bugs in drag, no less.
When's the Harvest Homecoming parade, anyway?
NBA? It's a state asset, too.
I really hope the Dalai Lama told (okay, counseled) the trembling Greg Fischer to get his shit together.
An NBA team in Louisville WOULD be a regional asset precisely because it WOULD NOT be affiliated with the University of Louisville.
An NBA team in Louisville WOULD be a regional asset precisely because it WOULD NOT be affiliated with the University of Louisville.
NBA not DOA: Kentucky econ-dev czar Larry Hayes says NBA team would be ‘a state asset’, by Terry Boyd (Insider Louisville)
... Translated: The market study by PriceWaterhouseCoopers found that there is insufficient corporate density to support NBA suites at KFC Yum! Center didn’t calculate regional interests from Lexington, Northern Kentucky and other areas.
Which is exactly the position of NBA2Louisville organizers.
Tierney on the advent of NA's summer concert series.
The free-lancer Tierney does a pretty good job with this one. Hopefully soon he'll be able to ask Forecastle's organizers if the fest plans to pair local beer with its local music lineup at the WFPK Port Stage. I mean, if it's all good to market one, then why not both?
What was that? Pay to ... what?
Meanwhile, here is yesterday's press release: "Full June Lineup for Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series Announced."
New Albany’s Bicentennial Park summer music series debuts June 7, by Michael Tierney (Insider Louisville)
Everyone is abuzz lately about New Albany; about how the river town has revived while retaining its small town feel, and about local heroes Houndmouth’s rise to stardom.
This week, city officials announced plans for a Friday night summer concert series at its new Bicentennial Park.
Mayor Jeff M. Gahan has teamed up with Louisville-based Production Simple and the park to host a free monthly concert starting Fri., June 7.
The concert series is aimed at “after-work” relief and family oriented with music appropriate for all ages. Being that the concerts will be on Friday is further motivation for New Albanians to ease their worries with tunes within a community event – something very similar to Louisville and WFPK’s Waterfront Wednesday.
Aquatics: More on less.
First, a reposting of the $3.5 million aquatics center site plan from Marion, Ohio, shared here recently. One of the most noteworthy features isn't in the image but in the branded text: the architectural firm who helped make the low cost happen, Brandstetter Carroll Inc, has a Louisville office. It might be worth a phone call before handing the full set of keys to The Estopinal Group.
Second, it's also worth noting that not every community manages to build an aquatic center similar to New Albany's proposal for as little as $3.5 million. Some spend more, as shared below.
Joplin, MO
The Schifferdecker Family Aquatic Center in Joplin replaces an aging pool much like in New Albany. It maintains most of the features in New Albany's plan but also includes a full size 50 meter pool as some residents here have requested. It will be open within the next couple weeks.
Total Cost: $5.3 million
Leitchfield, KY
The Leitchfield Aquatic Center plan is very similar to New Albany's in that it lacks a full 50 meter pool and focuses a bit more on the splashy elements. It's being placed on a previously undeveloped site so all supporting infrastructure like entrances, parking lots, and buildings will have to be built from scratch. New Albany's plan includes the use of some preexisting Camille Wright infrastructure, explained as a money saver. Leitchfield sold $4.9 million in bonds a few weeks ago to cover construction costs. $400,000 was added to the overall budget to cover a slightly higher than projected interest rate and to lower annual payments by $10,000 per year. Officials expect the center to open in 2014.
Total cost: $5.3 million
Lacking a full size pool and reusing some preexisting infrastructure, New Albany's non-bid, Estopinal aquatics plan has been approved for a total cost of up to $9 million.
Second, it's also worth noting that not every community manages to build an aquatic center similar to New Albany's proposal for as little as $3.5 million. Some spend more, as shared below.
Joplin, MO
The Schifferdecker Family Aquatic Center in Joplin replaces an aging pool much like in New Albany. It maintains most of the features in New Albany's plan but also includes a full size 50 meter pool as some residents here have requested. It will be open within the next couple weeks.
Total Cost: $5.3 million
Leitchfield, KY
The Leitchfield Aquatic Center plan is very similar to New Albany's in that it lacks a full 50 meter pool and focuses a bit more on the splashy elements. It's being placed on a previously undeveloped site so all supporting infrastructure like entrances, parking lots, and buildings will have to be built from scratch. New Albany's plan includes the use of some preexisting Camille Wright infrastructure, explained as a money saver. Leitchfield sold $4.9 million in bonds a few weeks ago to cover construction costs. $400,000 was added to the overall budget to cover a slightly higher than projected interest rate and to lower annual payments by $10,000 per year. Officials expect the center to open in 2014.
Total cost: $5.3 million
Lacking a full size pool and reusing some preexisting infrastructure, New Albany's non-bid, Estopinal aquatics plan has been approved for a total cost of up to $9 million.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Downtown Business Owners at BSB on Wednesday morn at 8 bells.
The next Downtown Business Owners (formerly Merchant Mixer) meeting is Wednesday, May 22, at 8:00 a.m. at Bank Street Brewhouse. I'll have coffee and sweets on hand.
As determined last time out, the DBO's mission "is to be a coalition of downtown business owners to share information by communicating the opportunities and concerns of our downtown businesses."
Among the items for discussion are parking and two-way streets.
As determined last time out, the DBO's mission "is to be a coalition of downtown business owners to share information by communicating the opportunities and concerns of our downtown businesses."
Among the items for discussion are parking and two-way streets.
What a novel idea, basing it on actual evidence, as opposed to blackmail.
Social drinkers/drivers with a lower blood alcohol count aren't the ones inflicting mayhem on the streets and roads. Never have been. Chronic violators are the problem, and a .05 BAC standard does nothing to bring them into compliance. Measures like this are thinly veiled prohibitionism in a nation that chronically undervalues public transportation because its libido fixates on the presumed "freedom" of the automobile.
Pfui.
Pfui.
Tighter Indiana drunken driving law seems unlikely (Associated Press)
INDIANAPOLIS — Some key Indiana legislators don’t expect the state to adopt a federal safety board’s recommendation that the threshold for drunken driving be cut nearly in half.
The National Transportation Safety Board said in its proposal last week that drunken-driving deaths could be reduced if states lowered the current 0.08 blood-alcohol level for driving to 0.05 percent ...
... “I think before we go running off and introducing law, because somebody suggested we should be blackmailed, let’s look at the data and see what’s most effective and with what do we get the most reduction in alcohol-related injuries,” (House transportation committee Chairman Ed) Soliday said. “Some of that may not need a law passed.”
There's a time and a place to die: My favorite band this week ...
Thanks, and best future wishes to Kyle Ridout.
After just shy of 20 years at the helm, Kyle Ridout is retiring from his position as head of the Paul W. Ogle Cultural and Community Center at Indiana University Southeast. I worked with Kyle and his staff on several Bier Prost fundraisers to benefit the Ogle Center, and always enjoyed the experience.
Kyle circulated an e-mail informing friends and contacts of his impending departure, and I'd like to focus on just one section of it, which I believe provides insight into what goes into making such an endeavor work.
Kyle circulated an e-mail informing friends and contacts of his impending departure, and I'd like to focus on just one section of it, which I believe provides insight into what goes into making such an endeavor work.
In the 18 years I have worked for the campus, I have valued the faith the community has placed in me. My charge these many years has been to serve both the campus and our community. I have tried to do that with a certain amount of humility, knowing that my success was always dependent on the interest and support of others.
Monday, May 20, 2013
"Full June Lineup for Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series Announced."
I still favor Mix at Six, but it doesn't matter. Let's have a beer and listen to music in Rent Boy Park this summer. The eventual goal is to have NABC's Houndmouth (the beer) and Black & Blue Grass on tap for all 12 of the Friday night shows scheduled for June, July and August.
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PRESS RELEASE – Full June Lineup for Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series Announced
May 20th, 2013
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Michael Hall
Mayor Jeff M. Gahan and the City of New Albany are pleased to announce the full June lineup for the Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series. Each show will be held on Friday nights from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. throughout the summer in historic downtown New Albany’s Bicentennial Park, located at the corner of Spring Street and Pearl Street.
June 7th – Ranger (rangertunes.bandcamp.com) with Riverboys (riverboys.bandcamp.com)
Two up and coming hometown bands will kick off the series at its opening on June 7th. Ranger will bring their original indie folk rock to Bicentennial Park, coming off their recent outstanding performance opening for local sensation Houndmouth at Iroquois Amphitheater. Ranger will be supported by fellow Southern Indiana newcomers, Riverboys.
June 14th – Lucius (ilovelucius.com)
This five-piece group from Brooklyn, NY just recently played a wildly successful set at 2013’s SXSW music festival in Austin, TX, and is bringing their own brand of Indie Pop into the heart of downtown New Albany. Their music has been described as “catchy, distinctive indiepop tunes” by Rolling Stone magazine, and the New York Times’ Paul Krugman describes them as “something special, and their songs keep rattling around in my head.” This will be Lucius’s last tour date before they play in this year’s Bonnaroo Festival in Manchester, TN.
June 21st – Ballroom Blitz (ballroomblitzdance.com)
The concept is simple: an all-star supergroup that can play anything, from the hottest Boston song to the most intricate Queen, with dance grooves stretching from the B-52s to Michael Jackson - and vocals as huge as the Bee Gees. Drawing on the richest musical era of the past century, The Blitz brings a staggering body of musical experience, creativity and energy into the moment - lighting the fire, bringing the magic back.
June 28th – Quiet Hollers (quiethollers.com)
Based in Louisville, KY, Quiet Hollers have found their niche following a paradigm shift in musical direction from Hardcore Punk to Roots and Americana. They have forged a brand of Roots music equally reminiscent of Springsteen and the Replacements as it is Townes Van Zandt or Uncle Tupelo, yet still with a sound all their own. Their talent with many instruments allows members to shift between vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, violin, cello, accordion, banjo, harmonica, and other instruments seamlessly.
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PRESS RELEASE – Full June Lineup for Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series Announced
May 20th, 2013
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Michael Hall
Mayor Jeff M. Gahan and the City of New Albany are pleased to announce the full June lineup for the Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series. Each show will be held on Friday nights from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. throughout the summer in historic downtown New Albany’s Bicentennial Park, located at the corner of Spring Street and Pearl Street.
June 7th – Ranger (rangertunes.bandcamp.com) with Riverboys (riverboys.bandcamp.com)
Two up and coming hometown bands will kick off the series at its opening on June 7th. Ranger will bring their original indie folk rock to Bicentennial Park, coming off their recent outstanding performance opening for local sensation Houndmouth at Iroquois Amphitheater. Ranger will be supported by fellow Southern Indiana newcomers, Riverboys.
June 14th – Lucius (ilovelucius.com)
This five-piece group from Brooklyn, NY just recently played a wildly successful set at 2013’s SXSW music festival in Austin, TX, and is bringing their own brand of Indie Pop into the heart of downtown New Albany. Their music has been described as “catchy, distinctive indiepop tunes” by Rolling Stone magazine, and the New York Times’ Paul Krugman describes them as “something special, and their songs keep rattling around in my head.” This will be Lucius’s last tour date before they play in this year’s Bonnaroo Festival in Manchester, TN.
June 21st – Ballroom Blitz (ballroomblitzdance.com)
The concept is simple: an all-star supergroup that can play anything, from the hottest Boston song to the most intricate Queen, with dance grooves stretching from the B-52s to Michael Jackson - and vocals as huge as the Bee Gees. Drawing on the richest musical era of the past century, The Blitz brings a staggering body of musical experience, creativity and energy into the moment - lighting the fire, bringing the magic back.
June 28th – Quiet Hollers (quiethollers.com)
Based in Louisville, KY, Quiet Hollers have found their niche following a paradigm shift in musical direction from Hardcore Punk to Roots and Americana. They have forged a brand of Roots music equally reminiscent of Springsteen and the Replacements as it is Townes Van Zandt or Uncle Tupelo, yet still with a sound all their own. Their talent with many instruments allows members to shift between vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, violin, cello, accordion, banjo, harmonica, and other instruments seamlessly.
Water on the brains: Much less for far more will keep us swimming in it.
Since the serious prospect of a new municipal swimming pool or aquatic center was made public in New Albany, several people, though not elected officials or most media types, have issued numerous, relevant questions.
Roger did a fine job, for instance, of asking how or why an aquatics-based project fits with quality of life justifications, particularly when more pressing quality issues, some of which are much less expensive to address and more costly not to, stand mostly ignored.
Likewise, Sam Schad and his group asked why, with such a huge expenditure, we can't at least get increased utility from such a facility if we're going to build it anyway without the sort of considerations Roger suggests.
Somewhere in-between the two, I mused that whether the expenditure would be worth it or not would depend largely on what was ultimately and comprehensively delivered-- hardly a profound concept but one too readily dismissed by too many current decision makers. Given the vast amount of money then proposed and now doubly approved, I foolishly held out hope that council voices would rightfully point out that, for the price, we should be able to produce an aquatic center and a competitive lap pool and the reclamation of our two-way streets and perhaps some other potential initiatives.
Why did/do I think that? Because, apparently unlike some voluntarily voiceless council members, I bothered with a smidgeon of research into how comparable cities have handled comparable situations.
Marion, Ohio, is one such city. Its population of just under 37,000 is almost exactly the same as New Albany's. Marion, too, had an aging pool - a very common predicament nationwide - in a setting of roughly the same land space as Camille Wright: one that needed either substantial rehabilitation or replacement if the city decided to maintain a facility at all.
Conversation in Marion was somewhat similar to ours here as well. Like New Albany, there were discussions of the overall usefulness of such a facility and whether or not it would cash flow. Totally unlike New Albany, there was even legitimate debate about proposed costs. Finally, Marion's city council overrode a cost driven mayoral veto to build an aquatic center, depicted below via text and images from Marion Online and the aquatic center's Facebook page. It opened last summer, 2012, and has since won a state award for recreation facilities.
Roger did a fine job, for instance, of asking how or why an aquatics-based project fits with quality of life justifications, particularly when more pressing quality issues, some of which are much less expensive to address and more costly not to, stand mostly ignored.
Likewise, Sam Schad and his group asked why, with such a huge expenditure, we can't at least get increased utility from such a facility if we're going to build it anyway without the sort of considerations Roger suggests.
Somewhere in-between the two, I mused that whether the expenditure would be worth it or not would depend largely on what was ultimately and comprehensively delivered-- hardly a profound concept but one too readily dismissed by too many current decision makers. Given the vast amount of money then proposed and now doubly approved, I foolishly held out hope that council voices would rightfully point out that, for the price, we should be able to produce an aquatic center and a competitive lap pool and the reclamation of our two-way streets and perhaps some other potential initiatives.
Why did/do I think that? Because, apparently unlike some voluntarily voiceless council members, I bothered with a smidgeon of research into how comparable cities have handled comparable situations.
Marion, Ohio, is one such city. Its population of just under 37,000 is almost exactly the same as New Albany's. Marion, too, had an aging pool - a very common predicament nationwide - in a setting of roughly the same land space as Camille Wright: one that needed either substantial rehabilitation or replacement if the city decided to maintain a facility at all.
Conversation in Marion was somewhat similar to ours here as well. Like New Albany, there were discussions of the overall usefulness of such a facility and whether or not it would cash flow. Totally unlike New Albany, there was even legitimate debate about proposed costs. Finally, Marion's city council overrode a cost driven mayoral veto to build an aquatic center, depicted below via text and images from Marion Online and the aquatic center's Facebook page. It opened last summer, 2012, and has since won a state award for recreation facilities.
"The new center will feature heated water, Lazy River, Floating Lilly Pads, Zero-depth entry, 25 foot Racing Slides, a 6 foot Family Slide, a Water Play set with a bucket that dumps 150 gallons of water, 25 meter 6 lane pool with a high dive and low dive and a separate baby pool."
It indeed appears to be a very nice facility that's been well received by the community.
Here's the rub: That debate about cost that led to both a mayoral veto and a council override? It was a fight over whether to spend $2.4 million or $3.5 million. The council favored the 3.5 and won.
All the above- much of it strikingly familiar - was built within the past couple of years for less than half of even the most conservative cost estimate provided by the administration and approved by the council for New Albany's impending center. Assuming we're not purposefully overspending for nefarious political purposes, New Albany could have something very similar and $4 - 5.5 million left over to address other quality of life needs without spending any more than what's already been approved.
Making that possible, though, requires a majority of council members who think beyond mayoral and Estopinal suggestions and consider such basic, comparative due diligence a part of their job. In terms of what our council has thus far publicly offered up relative to aquatic center merits, the one direct comparison offered here - easily gleaned from about 30 minutes of individual research - unfortunately represents more than our council members have collectively put forth over several months.
The quantity and quality of discourse around numerous "park" projects has been so low and the prices so high that, if I didn't know some of the folks involved personally, I'd probably just assume they were receiving substantial kickbacks for such a dubious (lack of) effort. I don't believe that, but the lack of diligence has been egregious enough to make it a plausible explanation to fill an obvious void.
One would think (or at least I did) that the public embarrassment of a $750,000 downtown pocket park with less utility and flexibility than a $200,000 park could've offered and/or tens of thousands so casually given to a Bicentennial Commission who clearly told council members they had "no idea" how the money would be used before being granted funding should have been sufficient cause for a slightly more thoughtful approach in considering the aquatics expenditure. But, then, I already admitted to being foolishly optimistic.
If any of the council "yes" voters would like to explain exactly which portion of our proposed aquatic center justifies multiple, additional millions as compared to what we can plainly observe here, the floor is open. It's been open for months. Until any such rational, evidence-based explanation materializes, however, "rubber-stamp" criticisms will ring truer than usual for a group who, via the intelligence of its individual members, ought to know much better.
As an overall experience, our current council group has in ways been even more frustrating than some of the lesser moments of the Kochert-led era that served as my introduction to New Albany politics. During that time, a distinct lack of intellectual capital coalesced with an abundance of insider bullying to render capacity so low as to substantially limit both expectations and actual potential.
But that's not the case here. What we have now is an example of "won't" rather than "can't" in which acquiring council seats has somehow rendered usually talented people into an amorphous mass of counterproductive group decline. The sum is less than its parts. No one is consistently demonstrating their capacity for good questions, so we're settling for lousy, injudicious answers and losing badly.
So far, a bunch of really smart people have managed to haphazardly waste millions in public funding without so much as addressing some fundamental quality of life and prioritization issues. If such behavior continues unchecked by any number of council members quite capable of checking it, future councils and the city at large will have a much more difficult time responding to those issues as we try to dig ourselves out of holes already dug, some quite literally, at places like Bicentennial Park and the aquatics center.
As a citizen and voter, I've always felt it important to extend at least some effort toward helping ensure that we elect as talented a group of leaders as possible. This council, however, with its inexplicable yet seemingly automatic brainpower off switch - apparently activated by the doors at city hall - is calling that premise into question.
An unexamined "yes" is no better and sometimes worse than an ignorant "no" in that it actively reduces opportunities rather than just passively ignores them. In short, all this "no-brainer" malarkey when it comes to water features is costing us a lot of money that could easily be better spent but which we'll never get back.
We've seen several frighteningly unthinking financial decisions from this council lately that, taken together, set quite a negative precedent that should be and, since no aquatics contracts have been let, can be immediately corrected before yet another boondoggle becomes a part of their permanent record.
The swashbuckler, the teenager and the revolutionary.
Back in the early 1980s when the Bob & Rog Show was a staple on the local tavern circuit, we both looked to the film star Errol Flynn with considerable reverence as a symbol of sustained dissipation. I've now managed to live three whole years longer than Flynn, who died at 50 of the accumulated effects of his debaucheries.
Any similarities begin and end with alcohol. Flynn's final flirtation was with a teenage girl, and his last movies were set in Cuba. One of them, Cuban Rebel Girls, has long been a source of fascination owing to its wretchedness, although perhaps enough time has passed to render it a cult classic.
Well past his prime, Errol Flynn agreed to star in the basement-budgeted Cuban Rebel Girls for two reasons: he was fascinated by Fidel Castro, and he needed a quick tax write-off. Flynn plays "himself," an American news correspondent on assignment in Havana. He joins a group of Castroites who undertake several guerilla raids; among the rebels is 17-year-old Beverly Aadland, actor Flynn's at-the-time girlfriend. Cuban Rebel Girls was hastily assembled in Cuba and New York by fly-by-night producer Barry Mahon. Sadly, it proved to be Errol Flynn's last film.
Actually, it turns out the proper descriptive word is not "last." It is "penultimate," but more about that in a moment. My attention was directed to these topics by yesterday's newspaper of record, in which Flynn and Aadland are reunited in a biopic of sorts.
The Swashbuckler and the Teenager; Kevin Kline as Errol Flynn in ‘The Last of Robin Hood’, by John Anderson (NYT)
... “His early performances have a wonderful dash and bravura,” said Morris Dickstein, film critic, professor and author of “Dancing in the Dark: A Cultural History of the Great Depression.” “But like Barrymore, he eventually disappeared into his own caricature and made his ‘Wicked, Wicked Ways’ his calling card.” He added, “It would have been a sad case, except that he seems to have had a good time of it.”
Seems there was a time for another project, too: Cuban Story, a documentary rediscovered after decades on the shelf, and finally released in 2012. While it remains posted at YouTube, you can watch the complete documentary: Cuban Story.
Film star with a cause, by John Paul Rathbone (Financial Times)
A recently rediscovered film about Fidel Castro is a rare chronicle of a defining moment in world history as well as Errol Flynn’s near-redemption.
It gives a whole new meaning to "In like Flynn," which upon closer examination sounds like a great name for a commemorative beer. After all, I know someone who owns a brewery.
Sunday, May 19, 2013
On RiverRoots and NABC's wonderful fan base at Madison's annual fest.
The RiverRoots Music and Folk Arts Festival was far less stressful this year. Our friends from the organizing committee couldn't quite manage to displace AB-InBev, but the swill dispensing tent was moved far away, further up the hill, and the absence of mass-market beer in the vicinity of the craft tent had a salutary effect on all of us.
There were two clear choices: Craft and crap. I haven't seen the final numbers, but it's a fair guess that craft dominated sales.
NABC brought 14 kegs and brought back 11 empties, including four cashed Hoptimus kegs. It represents about the same amount of beer vended last year, in spite of an additional brewery on the scene (five of us this year), and the threat of rain throughout the day on Saturday.
RiverRoots is a fine idea. Each year, the working arrangement reflects differing points of view among members of the governing committee, and for 2013, we participated under a scheme radically different from the first seven years. It worked out about the same in the end, because the same friends and fans we've seen from the start know to find NABC's table.
We appreciate it very much, and we hope the tradition continues in 2014.
There were two clear choices: Craft and crap. I haven't seen the final numbers, but it's a fair guess that craft dominated sales.
NABC brought 14 kegs and brought back 11 empties, including four cashed Hoptimus kegs. It represents about the same amount of beer vended last year, in spite of an additional brewery on the scene (five of us this year), and the threat of rain throughout the day on Saturday.
RiverRoots is a fine idea. Each year, the working arrangement reflects differing points of view among members of the governing committee, and for 2013, we participated under a scheme radically different from the first seven years. It worked out about the same in the end, because the same friends and fans we've seen from the start know to find NABC's table.
We appreciate it very much, and we hope the tradition continues in 2014.
BSB's Chef Matt Weirich is the Bacon King.
Chef Matt Weirich is the Bacon King, as crowned Saturday night at the Louisville Visual Art Association's Bacon Ball at Oxmoor Farm.
Matt's won the People's Choice award with a morell mushroom macaron with bacon jam. Congratulations to Matt and his helpers for bringing the win home to the Right Bank.
(bottom photo courtesy of KG)
On lottery wins, shimmering new parklands and the persistence of a sow's ear.
Admittedly, the change is fascinating to me.
In a world fairly reeking of tea party crashers and Norquistian finger-waggers, New Albany somehow has succeeded in ridding itself of self-identified citizens' anti-tax protesters. They simply have disappeared, and the new atmosphere is strange, to say the least.
Gads. Am I feeling nostalgia for Citizens Faux Accountability?
At Thursday's council meeting, every person in the room with the possible exceptions of council persons Zurschmiede and Benedetti accepted that bonding somewhere in the vicinity of $19 million for two new parks and slight modifications to a third were (as CM Blair has oft said) "no-brainers."
Just one example: Standing at the same lectern where numerous obstructionists over the years have vowed to set themselves alight over proposals to purchase a few pencils and (maybe) a box of paper clips, a man held that these three mega-bond parks projects are going to be built sub-standard, and so we might as well spend a bit more to elevate them to spec: "While the check book's open," he said, they should be finished correctly.
Everyone blithely nodded, including the three members of the new city parks board present at the meeting, all of whom agreed that the city's most important mission is to restore pride in parks, because pride in parks represents hope, and one can't place a price tag on hope, even if so many other aspects of the city remain unfinished and in need of similar investments if there's ever to be hope outside of a lazy river or soccer pitch.
It is disorienting, to say the least. I cannot recall a time in the past ten years, perhaps apart from sewer upgrades, when the expenditure of so much money was being proposed for such narrowly targeted returns.
Are public parks a quality of life issue? Of course. Are they the only quality of life issue? Of course not. When was it decided via any semblance of public input that pools are the ONLY quality of life issue worth spending $19 million to build?
Never.
To repeat: Never.
That's why this $19 million bond is so very obscene. Money's suddenly no object, the council's behaving like lotto winners, and while the mayor argues that any reinvigoration of the city necessarily must begin with park designs, the streets still run one way ... the Reisz and Coyle properties remain empty ... the Riverfront Amphitheater rots on a bread and water ration ... vast stretches of housing as yet are slumlord infested and blighted ... the Greenway's unfinished ... two bicycle paths running the same direction on Spring Street make no more sense now than when Carl handbuilt them ... well, how much further would you like for me to go on? If city hall has an integrated plan to address these, can we please just get a glimpse?
The dust will settle, and we'll have this nice Mayberry-style water park. The old folks will beam, and the young folks ... well, they'll leave.
Just like they always have.
Tribune coverage of Thursday's meeting
C-J coverage of the same
In a world fairly reeking of tea party crashers and Norquistian finger-waggers, New Albany somehow has succeeded in ridding itself of self-identified citizens' anti-tax protesters. They simply have disappeared, and the new atmosphere is strange, to say the least.
Gads. Am I feeling nostalgia for Citizens Faux Accountability?
At Thursday's council meeting, every person in the room with the possible exceptions of council persons Zurschmiede and Benedetti accepted that bonding somewhere in the vicinity of $19 million for two new parks and slight modifications to a third were (as CM Blair has oft said) "no-brainers."
Just one example: Standing at the same lectern where numerous obstructionists over the years have vowed to set themselves alight over proposals to purchase a few pencils and (maybe) a box of paper clips, a man held that these three mega-bond parks projects are going to be built sub-standard, and so we might as well spend a bit more to elevate them to spec: "While the check book's open," he said, they should be finished correctly.
Everyone blithely nodded, including the three members of the new city parks board present at the meeting, all of whom agreed that the city's most important mission is to restore pride in parks, because pride in parks represents hope, and one can't place a price tag on hope, even if so many other aspects of the city remain unfinished and in need of similar investments if there's ever to be hope outside of a lazy river or soccer pitch.
It is disorienting, to say the least. I cannot recall a time in the past ten years, perhaps apart from sewer upgrades, when the expenditure of so much money was being proposed for such narrowly targeted returns.
Are public parks a quality of life issue? Of course. Are they the only quality of life issue? Of course not. When was it decided via any semblance of public input that pools are the ONLY quality of life issue worth spending $19 million to build?
Never.
To repeat: Never.
That's why this $19 million bond is so very obscene. Money's suddenly no object, the council's behaving like lotto winners, and while the mayor argues that any reinvigoration of the city necessarily must begin with park designs, the streets still run one way ... the Reisz and Coyle properties remain empty ... the Riverfront Amphitheater rots on a bread and water ration ... vast stretches of housing as yet are slumlord infested and blighted ... the Greenway's unfinished ... two bicycle paths running the same direction on Spring Street make no more sense now than when Carl handbuilt them ... well, how much further would you like for me to go on? If city hall has an integrated plan to address these, can we please just get a glimpse?
The dust will settle, and we'll have this nice Mayberry-style water park. The old folks will beam, and the young folks ... well, they'll leave.
Just like they always have.
Tribune coverage of Thursday's meeting
C-J coverage of the same
Saturday, May 18, 2013
In which the woman decries the political decapitation of CM Bud Light.
We floated a couple of kegs last night at RiverRoots, which is par for a Friday night at the fest in Madison. Lots of folks will be drinking craft beer there today, which will come as a disappointment to the woman who called me out yesterday for encouraging young people to "chug" beers, get drunk, and sometimes die in hospital emergency rooms. She'd seen it happen.
I differed; she said no, "I read it in your newspaper column."
The woman proceeded to recall the time I "bragged" about bicycling while drunk. She had me there. Yes, I conceded, this may be true ... but you know, I'm really VERY good at it for all the practice I've had.
She concluded by scoffing: I never actually "ran" for office so much as unfairly "ruined" poor ol' Steve Price, who was way better than that Phipps guy. seems it was a disgrace the way we did in L'il Stevie.
Well, well. It isn't every day that there's a chance to converse pleasantly with the chief of my fan club, even if she wasn't letting me call her "ma'am" -- no, not one little bit.
Does this mean she'll not support my indie State Senate run versus Groomsberger in 2014? Because the more I think about it, the more fun that would be.
I differed; she said no, "I read it in your newspaper column."
The woman proceeded to recall the time I "bragged" about bicycling while drunk. She had me there. Yes, I conceded, this may be true ... but you know, I'm really VERY good at it for all the practice I've had.
She concluded by scoffing: I never actually "ran" for office so much as unfairly "ruined" poor ol' Steve Price, who was way better than that Phipps guy. seems it was a disgrace the way we did in L'il Stevie.
Well, well. It isn't every day that there's a chance to converse pleasantly with the chief of my fan club, even if she wasn't letting me call her "ma'am" -- no, not one little bit.
Does this mean she'll not support my indie State Senate run versus Groomsberger in 2014? Because the more I think about it, the more fun that would be.
Nash on "walking just a little bit every day."
With Thursday's council approval of multi-million dollar expenditures for new city parks and an aquatic center, it's no longer a case of "rather than."
It's about "in addition to," and it needs to begin happening now.
In addition to monies spent on delineated bricks 'n' mortar 'n' grassy 'n' waterborne park facilities, the city of New Albany must begin now improve various manifestations indices of walkability, particularly in the downtown urban core. We can facilitate this most efficiently through the rationalizing and modernization of the street grid, rendering it useful for all of the city's residents, not only those who happen to be piloting automobiles at any particular moment.
There are other benefits to converting one-way streets, calming streets and rightsizing streets, but anything done to enhance overall walkability has a multiplier effect, touching numerous aspects of revitalization.
It also makes for a healthier city, as Matt Nash noted in his Friday column. He must be serious about exercise, because he didn't drink beer with the rest of us before the last council meeting.
It's about "in addition to," and it needs to begin happening now.
In addition to monies spent on delineated bricks 'n' mortar 'n' grassy 'n' waterborne park facilities, the city of New Albany must begin now improve various manifestations indices of walkability, particularly in the downtown urban core. We can facilitate this most efficiently through the rationalizing and modernization of the street grid, rendering it useful for all of the city's residents, not only those who happen to be piloting automobiles at any particular moment.
There are other benefits to converting one-way streets, calming streets and rightsizing streets, but anything done to enhance overall walkability has a multiplier effect, touching numerous aspects of revitalization.
It also makes for a healthier city, as Matt Nash noted in his Friday column. He must be serious about exercise, because he didn't drink beer with the rest of us before the last council meeting.
Walking just a little bit every day will go a long way to improving your overall health and nearly everyone can do it. Walking is an exercise that you don’t need any special equipment to accomplish many of your goals. Walking is enjoyable and so simple that you can stick with it easily which is the downfall of many exercise programs.
Friday, May 17, 2013
This weekend: RiverRoots Music & Folk Arts Fest (with craft beer) in Madison, Indiana.
RiverRoots Music & Folk Arts Fest returns to Madison on Friday and Saturday (May 17 and 18).
NABC's lineup at the craft beer tent is Black & Blue Grass, Hoosier Daddy ... and Hoptimus (which should have been at Woodstock when the sun rose on the Who's set, but I digress).
Upland, Sun King, Great Crescent and Power House also will have beer at the fest. This is a rare pairing of music and craft beer (and food, of course), held in a cool town. Come on up.
The Potable Curmudgeon: One lump or two?
At LouisvilleBeer.com, I find it easier than Fonzie to a-a-a-apologize. It's the curious case of Houndmouth at Houndmouth, and you can read the whole story at the beer site.
The Potable Curmudgeon: One lump or two?
As the venerated journalist David Brinkley once put it, “Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
Well, that suits me.
I’m highly opinionated, and much of the verbiage comes barreling out of my subconscious via the written word. For me, writing is a compulsion of sorts, and it comes with a sincere hope that my words will be read.
What I write, I always sign. Anonymity is tantamount to cowardice. I win some and I lose some, and there also is an inescapable element of living and dying by the rhetorical sword, but at least it’s always me.
Give and take in the debate is common, but every now and then, there’ll be a complaint to the effect that someone, somewhere, has taken offense at my words.
I’m delighted with feedback, since it means someone actually was reading, and so I’m quite willing to discuss particulars, as long as we’re reasonably clear about parameters: All I ask is that the wrong words not be placed in my mouth, because I’m wholly capable of uttering foolishness without anyone else’s help.
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